| The Sloth is not intended for younger or sensitive readers! |
| N POISON |
Illini Basketball
Bruce, we gave you tha keys, and THIS is what you brought home?
¿Dónde está mi dinero, las rameras?
About the Sloth
Grand All-Majestic Five
NEW!! Cubs Basement
Email the Sloth
O.C. & Stiggs
Where it ALL got started: Cubs Coven
You STILL want Cubs news? Go here:
Baseball Reference
BP - subscrip site
Cub Reporter
Forklift
Lounge Act
Mike D's joint
Goatrider #1
Goatrider #2
Goatrider #4
Desipio Crap Fiesta
Best seat in sports
Bleacher Bum
He Hates Corey
Roll, Tide
BST - sponsored by Sonic
Gooseneck!
NSBB
North of Wrigley
Hoosier daddy?
on the back of a nukebomb
it IS taking forever
No, O'Doyle RULES!
Doesn't happen often enuf
Damn, are those QUINTS?
Ranting - good 4 the soul
1060west - a trendy bistro?
Germantown, Roanoke
Baseball Diamond News
CubFans Unite - 4 what?
There's 4 - pick 1
Image Wizards
Son Seals is dead
Best Dan Cubs Blog
United States of Baseball
Our Favorite Guys
"Legitimate" sources
Conservatives
Liberals
Collar Counties
ESPN clubhouse
Wizard of Roz
Tha Oar-gann-eye-zay-shun
The Show
Triple-A
Double-A
High A ball
Low A ball
Split-season A
Archive
Thursday, December 8
12/08/2005 03:16:00 PM
by Rob
It is a little known fact, in fact, I fucking SCOUR the interweb every day looking for Cubs news, and I only found out today...anyway, it is a little known fact that Jose Macias is no longer in pinstripes. Yes, the worthless pieceashit gremlin is gone. Now Dusty won't be compelled to play him. Shit, that makes me feel better than knowing that Juan Pierre is here.
Right now, the middle infield consists of in its entirety: Neifi!!, Todd Walker the Writers' Friend, Ronny Cedeno, and Jerry the Lesser Hairston. Hairston and Neifi!! would comprise a hell of a bench, if the Great Motivator, Mister Tee Tree Stick himself, could work it out so everyone was happy and pulled together.
However, you just know Hendry is planning on trading Walker, and getting Neifi!! the 500 at bats he wasted last year for us. Actually, that's not fair. Maybe 50 of the ABs were ok.
At least Hendry traded our so-called prized prospects, rather than lose them in Rule V.