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Wednesday, December 7

Can I make a quick point here?


Hot, hott, HOTT chick.

HORRIBLE, miserable, dreadful singer! Jeezus H. Beefslaughtering Christ, her "songs" sound like cattle being killed in a rather inhumane manner. I figured it might have been a function of Spanish being her first language, but I heard her on "La Calle" the other day. She's even more bovine-sounding in her native tounge.

I guess when you look like THAT, especially in Latin America, guys will do whatever it takes for you, even tell you that you sing well, and give you a recording contract.