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Wednesday, June 8

Heather Prior

Somebody once said that she was a big ol' heffer. Not so, as you can see, just not so hott.

Of course, her hubby's kind of strange looking, himself. Like, dude, yer rich, get a real haircut! A man can't wear golf caps Forever. Unless he's Tiger, I guess. Or the Mongoloidal Mad Dog. I mean, if yew weren't so good on the mound, you wouldn't even have half a chance at even a 5 1/2 like Heather...

Now, on the other hand, the Mercury Salesman, his own self, he drew a Ten...WHEEEEE! Always bring the good stuff....