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Tuesday, April 5

Nice on, RD

RD wanted to inform me of a Coca-Cola commercial featuring a roller-skating Brittany Daniel wanna-be. As the Chipster would say, Honesty Compels Me to admit that I wasn't familar with the body of her work, so to speak.

Guess I'm gonna have to watch a little bit more teevee. If anyone see this commercial, please let me know where (what channel, what time of day, etc). These metrics are important in marketing, you know? It isn't an accident that they show greased-up Army guys scaling rocks on MTV at 11 in the morning, or Little Debbie ads on Springer around the same time slot...