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Bruce, we gave you tha keys, and THIS is what you brought home?

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Monday, April 18

Gray's Anatomy on ABC - Sunday 10pmE/9Central

Katherine Heigl wants you to tune in next week, if you aren't already:

Can we count on YOUR support? Good.

The 6-6 Cubs send Kerry Wood to the mound tonight at 6:10 to battle the not-yet-decimated Cincy Reds. I'd like to see a good outing out of him, sure, but what I'd like to see more is some guys like Nomar, Barrett and Burnitz stepping up and collecting some base hits.

If I could have one wish from the Genie of the Lamp, it would be to never, ever again have to see LaTroy Hawkins try to earn a save with a one-run lead. Ever. We need to hit, build some big leads, and beat some people soundly.