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Monday, February 7

Just in case you were wondering

I am currently on double secret probation at work for my excessive internet usage, particularly when it comes to sports-related sites. I find out the full extent of my fate on Wednesday, and in the meantime, and perhaps afterwards, all meaningful updates will have to be done off-hours.

And in order to paint you a mental picture of just how motivated I am about off-hours internet usage, imagine Ken Caminiti's shrunken nutts on the day he died.

If it should happen that I never post again, I guess somebody's raisinesque testes is as good a sendoff as possible.

But that's far too premature: I'll get back on here, particularly as the boys in blue start chucking the ball around, and the boys in orange work their way to the Big Dance.