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Thursday, February 10

Hi there!

I'm Elisabeth Rouffaer, the winning quarterback in Lingerie Bowl II!! The Sloth, the sweetie, asked me to stop by to tell all of you that he is thinking of you, and is thinking of things to say about the Cubs, Sammy Sosa, Kyle Farnsworth, and of course, pretty girls like me! He's soooo funny...and best of all, he appreciates me as a serious athelete. Like, totally!