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Monday, November 15

Oh yeah, one more thing

Congrats to the Stud Dog He Man Coal City Coalers, who let in one quick tuddy Friday night, then spent the rest of the game just bashing the living shit out of both of the quarterbacks Prairie Central trotted out there. They had SEVEN picks, and EIGHT sacks, and TWO kick returns for TD, and they get to host the State Semis next Saturday at Dzuris Stadium, the Coalerdome, against longtime famous school Quincy Notre Dame.

Brandon Howard (5 picks) gets to be Little Lotto. He'd be Lottery if he only'd Pick Four. I ain't never seen five picks, though. The 1993 semi was at home, too, and we needed to pull that one out our butt, and I'd expect this game to be at least that close. It felt good to pull for the green-n-gold again.