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Wednesday, June 2


Computer problems

GRAVES-HUME PUBLIC LIBRARY, CORN HOLE, IL - Rob Letterly, also known by his nom deguerre "The Uncouth Sloth", has been beset by computer problems since early Tuesday morning. Thus, his eponymous award-winning weblog is on temporary hiatus.

"Who gives a fuck," explained Letterly. "The God-damned lightweight Cubs are just fucking throwing it all away. I should be up and going by Friday, and by then it will be Happy Mark Prior Day. I just hope that he is the messiah that everyone is building him up to be, because at this point in time, we need a god."

No truth to the rumor that Sloth's fingers were broken by Steve Klein.

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