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Tuesday, June 8


Alex, I'll take Sawed Off Fuckmonkeys for $400

Thank you, Scott G. F., the commenter of the day, for the link to Wavin' Wendell's Website?!?

Good Lord Almighty, who in the hellnation thought that this guy was good enough at what he does to devote a website to him?

I'm tellin' ya, something much more involved and sinister is at work here. It ain't due to a buncha nasty Polaroids Kim's got at home...that's too cliche.

I'm thinking he's a loanshark, and he has loaned Dusty Baker, amongst others, money that they can't pay back right away. So he lords it over them, like Ron Jeremy tea-bagging his big hairy balls over some blond teenage runaway.

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