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Tuesday, November 29

John Mabry?

Really? Isn't Larry Biiiiitner available?

Seriously, what can he do that The Crimson Shin can't? I don't want that Ex-Cardinal loser in here. It's like you have an acquaintance, not really a friend, just some scumbag who's always drinking where you're drinking, and if a girl's been with HIM, then it doesn't matter, no matter how hott she is, you don't want to touch her ass with a 10 foot pole, for fear that his dick-crabs are gonna jump on YOU.

That's how I feel about any ex-Cardinal. You've been tainted. Even the Great Al PooHoles can go get fucked, he can take his 150 RBI's elsewhere, I don't wann-em.