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Bruce, we gave you tha keys, and THIS is what you brought home?

¿Dónde está mi dinero, las rameras?

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Monday, March 21

Short and sweet

Not feeling well today, I apologize.

Wonder why kids want to be major league athletes? Want to know why a kid would take drugs to enhance their performance on the field of play?

THIS is Tony Gonzalez' girlfriend. She WAS Jeremy Shockey's girlfriend, until that dill pickle moved on (to what? Greener pastures???) She has a thing for tight ends.

Don't we all?

Anyway, Mark Prior can chew my assrim. I can barely catch my breath today, and I'd go out there and pitch, if they wanted me to.

Happy first day of spring, boys...time to play!