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Thursday, March 31

Just relax about Kerry Wood

His outing yesterday didn't quite compare to 5/6/1998, but he reported that all he had was his fastball and a change up, because none of his breaking stuff was working. I'll take a sip of Kool-Aid, and predict that he'll have his slider on April 8th. Don't worry about him...he's going to be pretty much normal Kerry Wood. He pitched, he isn't hurting, the golf-ball size hail didn't kill any of us, the sun rose this morning. We can calm down now.