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Friday, September 17

Cesar Tovar

It really isn't "happy cesar tovar". Just "cesar tovar". Well, it isn't Cesar Tovar, either. Cesar Tovar, of course, was a Minnesota Twin.

I guess what I am trying to do here is segue into a pic of Ivy Chat Chuck's favorite Jewish-American Princess, the pre-stoned Yasmine Bleeth.

I want a horny little Jewish Princess, with titanic tits, and sandblasted zits.

UPDATE: For Carlos Zambrano's Dad, Lindsey Vuolo, hott Jewish Princess #3:

Good call, Dad...I ain't no anti-Semite.