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Bruce, we gave you tha keys, and THIS is what you brought home?

¿Dónde está mi dinero, las rameras?

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Tuesday, July 20

thanks Shelburne
CUBS, CHICAGO, a/k/a Chicago National League Ball Club, White Stockings, Orphans.  Born 1876, Died July 19, 2004 after a long offensive blockage.  Beloved child of A. G. Spaulding and William Wrigley, devoted sister of WGN Radio 720 (Chicago), WGN-TV Channel 9 (Chicago), and the Chicago Tribune.  Survived by the Chicago White Sox and the St. Louis Cardinals.  Preceded in death by Harry Caray, Jack Brickhouse, and that guy who wrote the song about them.  Visitation will be held at July 21st from 9:00 - 1:00.  Funeral rites performed by the Rev. Sloth July 22nd at 10:00.  Cremation rites will follow.  In lieu of flowers, donations may be given to the Carlos Beltran Beautification Fund, c/o Jim Hendry, at Northern Trust Bank.