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Wednesday, July 7

More tall-n-skinny

They ATE UP Maria Sharapova!! They SWOONED over Kirsten Dunst!!!

They love tall, young, and skinny!!!!

Never one to disappoint, let's take a peek at "Pirates of the Carribean" and "King Arthur" starlet Keira Knightley:

Keira Knightley courtesy adorocinema

Totally gorgeous, if she were around several years ago, she would play all of the Hilary Swank roles, and Hilary Swank would just be another skinny girl that looks like Ashton Kutcher.

Who's Hilary Swank?

1) She was The Next Karate Kid
2) She won an Oscar
3) She's married to Rob Lowe's brother
4) She is the luckiest bitch in Hollywood, for being born ten years before Keira Knightley, because if she wasn't, Keira would have ALL of her roles.