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Tuesday, May 25

Who would have thought?

Who would have thunk it, that Moises Alou is one of our toughest, most reliable stud hosses?

So the question comes up...he has an $11 milldo club option next year, and the club has more or less said that they aren't gonna touch it. So what do you do with Aloouuuuuuuuu?

Even though he turns 38 this year, he is probably going to want one last BIG dip into the ol' feedbag. What do you do, assuming at this point in time that Carlos Beltran will be a free agent this winter?

So I finally got off my dead ass and put a poll up. Vote early and often...after all, this IS the Chicago Way. Get your dead relatives to vote, too. I exclude nobody, except for meth-cooking mullet-combing cabbage-eating sawed-off paranoid fuckmonkey Sux fans.