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Tuesday, May 11

Oh yeah, I left out the most important one for today:

Patterson AND Angel Guzman AND Francis Beltran...or Carlos Beltran?

I mean, good lord. You got Beltran playing center and batting third. Sosa 4th, Alou 5th, Ramirez 6th, Lee 2nd until Grud comes back, then somehow concoct a way to keep Clement another year or two.

I would not want to throw Francis Beltran in here, myself, in fact I would try to get KC to accept another relief prospect. It just rhymed with "Carlos Beltran" in the "what-if" scenario.