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Friday, May 14


The Cubs: 2nd in NL in HRs, 6th in the NL in OBP, 8th in walks, 10th in strikeouts as hitters.

1st in strikeouts, 2nd in least hits and 3rd most BBs as pitchers.

Greg Maddux has given up as many homers as walks. He has given up 10 dongs. Meat Tray is second with 5.

Todd Walker is a really good hitter. So is Aramis Ramirez. Too bad the NL doesn't have the DH.