5/05/2004 12:42:00 PM by Rob

Don't worry, Lindsay, I'll save you!

I want to dispel a nasty accusation by my guy and the King of Northern Illinois Andy about young Lindsay Lohan.

I am referring to Monday's post where he shows us this picture of her malnfunctioning wardrobe:



While there may not be enough Nivea in the world to calm them down, many young men who are both fans of Lohan and Dolan flipped out about what appears to be the rising of the Republic of Nippon.

I say to you all, men, take a close look. I mean, really close.

I correlate, that what you actually see is the fabric of her blouse folded in such a way that is causing an optical illusion.

If I thought this was really a nip shot, I wouldn't post this, because I don't want to get anywhere in the same area code as kidporn.

But for those of you who haven't ever seen a woman naked before: usually, there is a round area around the actual nipple "bump", called the areola, which is in most cases a different color than the rest of the breast skin. There is no such area in the Lindsay picture, unless someone airbrushed it out, and why in God's name would they do THAT?

That's MY story, and I'm sticking to it. If I were the umpire, I call SAFE!

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