4/07/2004 09:47:00 PM by Tommy

Jokes

Two jokes today. The Cubs loss was something of a sad joke. We gotta get these boys to hit deep into the count. It just seemed like there were a lot of first and second pitch outs. Dusty aggressive is one thing, but if it doesn't work in the first seven innings, it won't necessarily in the last two.

Also, I once got into trouble for telling this joke at work:

A man walks into a bar, and orders 21 shots of whiskey.

The bartender watches the man down one right after the other, first amused, then wondrous.

After the man downs the 21st, the bartender asks him: "What's the occasion, fella?"

"My first blowjob," says the man.

"Well!" the bartender says, "Here's another one, on the house!"

Before he can pour it, though, the man stops him.

"No sir, but thank you. If 21 didn't get that taste out of my mouth, I don't think 22 will, either....."

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