4/26/2004 12:28:00 PM by Rob

Is Ozzie Guillen really THAT stupid?

This will probably only appeal to the locals, but I have a reason for what I say.

If you haven't heard about it by now, Ozzie Guillen had THIS to say about the state of Cubs/Sux relations in Chicago. It speaks for itself.

It makes me wonder: Is Ozzie REALLY that stupid?

The answer, for those of you that aren't tuned in to the fortunes of the other ball club in town, is a resounding NO!

What he is doing here is the exact same thing Dusty Baker did last year when he asked "Why Not Us"?

Ozzie is simply trying to ingratiate himself with his fan base by simply parroting what the vast majority of them think.

I literally have lived amongst Sux fans. I have golfed with them, drank with them, fucked them, fenced stolen goods with them, put a tune up on a Trans-Am with them, and cooked methamphetamine with them. What Ozzie said in the interview is EXACTLY how these mullet-monkeys think.

There is no single organization in America, not Operation PUSH, not the JDF, not NOW, PETA, or NAMBLA, who has as large a chip on their shoulder, as the residents of the South Side of Chicago who call themselves Sux Fans. These black-clad wife-beaters would rather see the Cubs lose than see their own team win.

It is the second most pathetic thing in sports, undercut only by former LB Bill Romanowski's attempts to impersonate a human being.

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