4/27/2004 09:44:00 AM by Rob

Da Reverse Karmic machine keeps on working

Every day, 24/7.

Two teams played last night. One team, winners of six straight, send out one of their bonafide stud pitchers. The other team, under .500, send out a mope with a 1-2 record, and an ERA over 4.

Well, hey, that mope is the Big Mope to you and I. He's Randy Johnson, who is now 12-0 against the Northsiders.

The Reverse Karmic Machine keeps right on chugging along. No sooner do I stand up in praise of the Cubs, then they go out and get spanked like bad children.

Hey, Richie Sexson? Ease up, man. Slow ya roll. You MUST suck, your BA is atrocious, and this is, what, your fourth team?

So why do ya gotta be like that to us? What'd the Cubs ever do to YOU?

Tonight, we serve up the Meat Tray. Tomorrow, the Mad Dog faces off against Mr. Jennie Finch.

Oh yeah, you know who Jennie Finch is:



Courtesy ESPN. You just wonder how a geek with an 11 ERA could snare a babe like this?

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