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Monday, March 22


This year's Bellhorn, perhaps?

Your clubhouse leader for dongs and rbi's is one Scott McClain, your Crash Davis lookalike for 2004. Since Goodwin and Hollandsworth are your OF depth, Scott doesn't have a prayer unless Alou fouls a ball off his kneecap, or something like that.

What indication do we have that McClain all of a sudden figured it out? NONE, especially considering Hee Seop Choi murdered Cactus League pitching last year. It IS possible to kick ass in AZ, and do a Gary Scott at the 39th parallel. (Hey, Gary Scott McClain...a Before and After like on "Wheel of Fortune").

I...just...I dunno. Wouldn't it be great if, for once, an Albert Pujols happens to US? For once? A guy out of nowhere all of a sudden is an Impact Star?

For more than ONE year, Bellhorn breath?

What? Oh yeah, there WAS Sosa. Which begs the question...has McClain had to pee in a cup lately? I mean, shit, suppose you're a career minor leaguer, whose back is getting to be too tender to sleep in any more busses. What if you get caught with the joo-ice? What do you have to lose?

It isn't just black guys juicing up, you know.

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