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Monday, March 1


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Movie reviews: I watched two movies this weekend, well, two movies and some filmclips. I'll explain later.

I saw "50 First Dates". I like Adam Sandler, I liked "The Wedding Singer". This wasn't as good as "Singer". I can't believe any one would go through the hoops to get with Drew Barrymore?!? I just wish that Adam could get himself some speech therapy. I realize he is a nice Jewish boy from New Hampshire, which is probably two strikes against him talking nice and clearly, like we do here in the Midwest.

There were no babes of note. But it was cute. I think it was ok to take kids over 10.

I watched "Braveheart" last night rather than deal with the Academy Awards. You knew in today's New Media Era, the award show was going to be exciting as Mom's Meatloaf Surprise. There were also no babes of note, except Sophie Marceau, which I have previously noted on this here blog. Anyway, on a four-star scale, I give "Braveheart" 9 1/2 stars. Moral of the story: Don't tell a Scot what to do.

I mean it, nuuw.

I also mention the filmstrips, featuring one Monica Sweetheart (not safe for Work) - of which you've heard me tell before.



She's a real porn entity, and she's as enthusiastic as you want her to be. Put Jenna Jameson OOONNNN HOOOOOLLLLLDDDD....as Jiggs would say. I'm all about the Sweetheart.

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