3/11/2004 08:26:00 AM by Rob

John Ashcroft woulda dropped his choppers

Here's a charming story about a man who has caused quite an outrage in the Netherlands, where Amsterdam sits. Did he have a "wardrobe malfunction"?

Hardly. He got caught "riding a pony", red-handed as all hell, and the court had to let him go free, since there was "no evidence of a crime"? Fucking a horse is NOT a crime? Apparently not in Holland, and Dutch legislators are now scrambling to pass laws to make beastiality against the law.

The point is, as of now, its legally OK in Holland to push a horse up against a wall and wail away on it. I'm not sure what the laws are there if you pushed a woman against a wall and had your way with her. Here, in America, you would be vilified and convicted for doing that to a defenseless animal.

However, sometimes, you can get away with doing that to a woman, here. Right, Kobe?

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