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Friday, March 5


Martha Stewart found Guilty of all counts

The old douchebag is going to the graybar hotel for awhile.

Man, the mind reels...all the "womens prision" movies I have watched, and I'm imagining the billionaire homemaker empress being held down by three brawny fellow prisoners with their skin-tight t-shirts pulled taught across their muscular, hairy chests, and 10-12 other cellmates queued up to ride Martha's face like a bike seat, and sadistic low-paid guards plunging very dis-tastefully decorated axe-handles and billyclubs up her nether regions.

Because, you know, nothing says "welcome home" than a dozen angry, musky bulldykes with mischief on their plate.

But she's probably going to a country club, where the worst indignity she will ever have to face is having to use scuffed tennis balls.

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