3/22/2004 10:16:00 AM by Rob

Obviously, I'm not alone on this

As Fork points out, it's T-minus 12 days until Amanda Bynes is street-legal, at which time I will have a LOT to say about this tempting little morsel.



I will say this today: in the process of looking for jpg's of her, 27 of the first 30 hits were about "Amanda Bynes di*k su*k", which tells me the following:

1) There's some little porn-let out there that looks a lot like her;
2) There's more than just me out there waiting for her first nude role, or even better, for her A-list career to fizzle, so she ends up "tastefully nude" in Playboy, or on "Red Shoe Diaries".

I saw this coming a long time ago.

I can pick women...just can't pick prospects. It broke my heart this morning, as I stopped off at 1060 W. Addison to drop off my Juan Cruz Fan Club membership card. Just can't have it anymore. When I'm sitting herre thinking that I'd rather see Sergio MeatTray, that ain't good for Baby Pedro.

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