2/25/2004 02:59:00 PM by Rob

Name: Joe Borowski, Occupation: Man

It didn't happen EXACTLY this way, but this conversation happened yesterday on Chicago sportsradio:

Host: "So, Joe, how was your off-season?"
Joe: "Rich!"
Host: "Yeah, how bout it. Did you buy yourself any toys?"
Joe: "Umm, no...not really. I let my wife go shopping, though."
Host: "Uh huh, well, you always hear about Latin players having pre-season visa problems. Bet you had a few Visa problems of your own at home!"
Joe: "Ha, had a few."
Host: "Wait a second...isn't your wife from Jersey, too?"
Joe: "Yeah..so, you know, all I had to worry about is the bills from Chess King and, uh, Spencers.."

Whadda guy!

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