2/03/2004 09:17:00 AM by Rob

Please, let's just let it go

Please....enough with Janet Jackson's right boob! It came, it saw, it bounced, it glistened, and as quick as that, due to alert camera work, it was gone.

This seems to be the story that WILL NOT DIE, and it is only gaining momentum with each passing newscast.

I saw it. It didn't exactly beat me over the head, not like those boobs that one time at Art's Performing Center in downtown Milwaukee. All I really remember was thinking: "Hmm. There's her boob. Typical. Is it pierced?"

And, when CBS cut away suddenly, "Well, that must have REALLY been her boob, since they felt the need to cut the show so short."

Really, people. Move along. Nothing to see here. Get on with your lives.

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