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Tuesday, February 3


I guess it wasn't really a drop-dead deadline

Today's Daily Herald reports that there really isn't a deadline after all for the Mad Dog and his paid cur.

Seems that Bore-ass called Hendry as he was checking in for surgery. How nice!! Probably was hoping that Jim was all whacked out on hillbilly heroin.

"Jim, I want three years times 12 mill for my guy."

"Shuuure, Slot, annythinnn he wanss isf soak-kay wif meee...."

Hopefully Jimmy is remembering to take all of his scheduled doses, so he's happy, painfree, and looser than Jenna Jameson on new satin bedsheets.

As The Cable Guy says, "Git 'er dun!"


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