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Tuesday, February 3


Tallest of the midgets

ESPN.com has just put out a study supposedly based on nationwide survey, which ranks all 120 major sports franchises using 21 criteria.

Well, our favorite sports team scored 45th. I personally think 88th in terms of "on-field achievement & winning potential" is quite low, considering the Columbus Blue Jackets, a truly miserable expansion hockey team, comes in 82nd. So we ought to be in the thirties, at least.

But 45th is far and away the best Chicago franchise. The Bulls and Bears come in around 90, the Sux are past 100, and THE worst sports franchise in North America is The Chicago Blackhawks, finishing just ahead of the AZ Cardinals.

Yep, that's fair.

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