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Monday, January 26


World's smartest pig

My homeboy Smitty chimes in today:

A guy is driving by a farm and he sees the farmer standing
by the road with a pig. The pig's got a wooden leg. The guys stops and asks
the farmer, "what's up with that pig?". The farmer replies, "This is the
world's smartest pig. He understands 200 different commands, he can do
simple math, and he even has a 50 word vocabulary." The guy says, "Wow, but
what's with the wooden leg?" The farmer replied, "When ya got a pig that's
this special, ya don't eat him all at once."


There's a moral there, probably even one that applies to the Cubs, but it's far too early in the AM for me to articulate it.

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