1/02/2004 10:26:00 AM by Rob

Return of the Overrated list

Part V of things and people too big for their britches

A blog I read regular is Hi, I'm Black!, and Glenn points out that Snoop Dogg is the most overrated rapper ever.

Glenn, you could not be more correct.

81. Snoop Dogg
82. Internet porn "movies" of the "stars" (Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton)
83. Fiery coaches
84. Any N-SYNC member not named Justin
85. In fact, any Carter family member or ex-girlfriend
86. The NCAA Football National Championship. Will the sun come out tomorrow if there are co-champs? Bet it would.
87. The Homeland Security Terror Alert. Of course, I didn't have to fly for the holidays.
88. Caviar and champagne. Bait and vinegar?
89. Amateur Night. New Year's Eve. Are there really more accidents than usual?
90. The cholestrol-lowering benefits of oatmeal
91. I hate the whole Lord of The Rings thing, but it seems that LOTR may be UNDERRATED...jeez
92. Earned Run Average. I don't care if his career ERA is around 4, Felix Heredia sucks
93. Radar Guns (pitching). Kyle #44 is better than Maddux. Gun says so.
94. Japanese, Korean and Cuban ballplayers. Not worth the huge up-front contracts
95. Single-malt scotch. Still tastes like melted ice water with a cigarette butt in it
96. Did I say Lizard Joe Morgan already? Bears repeating.
97. Timberlands
98. Cubs v. Cardinals. Next to Yankees v. BoSox, watered down and weak
99. The Dow Jones is back up. Do you feel any richer?
100. Mad Cow. Just gimme my fuckin' beef, OK?

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