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Friday, November 7


The Sloth's Grand Majestic All-Overrated List
Volume IV

Blogger ate my list yesterday. The extra 24 hours granted me the wisdom to delete a few that were truly distasteful. I don't believe that Pvt. Jessie deserved to be anally violated, but there are others who may. Just don't make ME a reservation at the Paris Hilton.

61. Weather reports
62. The lottery
63. Peace in the Middle East
64. Wedding reception food
65. The Blues (anybody can play 3 chords and moan)
66. Every single New York Yankee, when taken individually
67. Wedding videos
68. Your Tempur-Pedic sleep number
69. The Super Bowl
70. MBA’s
71. Hair “products”
72. Grunge rock
73. Rolexes
74. Christmas Day
75. Warren Sapp
76. Dunkin’ Donuts (coffee excepted)
77. Home Depot
78. Phantom of the Opera
79. Blogging
80. Gwyneth Paltrow



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