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Monday, November 24
11/24/2003 03:58:00 PM
by Rob
Thanks to Jacko and his unhealthy appetites, it ain't no good anymore to say
"Silly Rabbit, the Uncouth Sloth is for Kids".
BTW, what was Jacko doing at JcPenney's? He heard that kids' pants were half-off!
What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans? Yup, Jacko.
Why did Pepsi fire Jacko as their spokesman? He got caught sucking on a little squirt.
Finally, why did Jacko call Boyz II Men? He thought it was an escort delivery service.
ha, I kill me.