11/21/2003 11:06:00 AM by Rob

Forklift is back!

Fellow member of the Coven inner circle, Forklift, is back in the blogosphere! He's listed on the left, and I am glad to have him back as part of my reg'lar rotation.

I guess if you're trying to quit smoking, you avoid bars, because they are always smoky, and you get the itch. If you're trying to lose weight, you find a different way to work, because every time you drive past that Burger King at 7:30 AM, and smell the grilling cow fat that they vent out from their roof, you gotta stop for a breakfast Whopper or two. The Lift lives in Brooklyn, where bookies lurk in every storefront, and let's just say that Fork doesn't "have the critical insider's knowledge to beat the spread". So what he does to beat his jones is avoid sports altogether.

But, seems that shit is settled in his world, and we're glad to have him back. He's uncouth, too.

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