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Monday, November 10
11/10/2003 10:09:00 AM
by Rob
So far, is the hotel story from Big Stupid Tommy, who in fact is Big and a Tommy, but ain't so stupid, as it turns out. I guess his blog title is s'posed to be satirical, whereas mine is more of a factual statement. The second best thing is a joke I received: A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses. "Happy anniversary mom and dad," gushed son number one...."Sorry I'm running late...didn't have time to get you a present." "Not to worry," said dad. "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you anything...sorry." "It's nothing," said the father, "glad you can be here." The daughter arrived. "Happy anniversary! I'm sorry but I've been out of town and didn't bring a present." Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today." During dinner, the father put down his fork, looked up and said, "Listen, you three, there's something your mother and I need to tell you. We came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise you and send you to college. But we never got around to getting married." The three kids gasped and said, in unison, "You mean we're BASTARDS?" "Yep," said the dad. "And cheap ones too." Yep, slow Cub news day. It's 10:00AM on November 10th. Why don't we have Pudge Rodriguez yet?
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