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Sunday, October 12


Doug Glanville is weird

Even though he has probably wedged into the Sloth Pantheon for his big motherfucking clutch shot to the wall in game 3, he is weird. Read anything that Jayson Start has written in the past month, and you will see some quote from Doug.

Today's, he starts off well by stating that the last time the Cubs won the pennant in 1945, he wasn't watching much ESPN at the time. OK, so Stark eggs him on for more material, and Doug obliges, saying that the Cubs live in the Sahara Desert and vacation in the Gobi Desert, so they are really thirsty.

Uh, Doug? We're all Americans here, and 73% of us have never HEARD of the Gobi Desert, and 93% of us couldn't pick it out on a map. Quit trying to lord your Ivy League education over all of us.

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