8/29/2003 09:11:00 AM by Rob

Was there any good news yesterday?

My first "work from home" day at my new home, and my computer, my network, and my ISP completely took a poop. I never got on, my name is mud here at work, and something else bad happened yesterday....ummm....oh well, I'll remember it in a bit.

What does this blog have to do with the NBA or the Indiana Pacers? Not much, in fact, hopefully this will be the only mention they will ever rate. But the best thing that happened yesterday was the firing of Isiah Thomas, carpetbagger, fraud, dickhead, and coddled moron. Good Job, Larry Legend. See how simple it is? You have a bad coach, and a good coach (Rick Carlisle) is available. Fire bad coach, pay his psychotic ass off, hire good coach. Win more. Simple?

What else is simple? Have good pitcher, let him pitch, don't take him out for bad pitcher. But not Dusty...Have good pitcher, take him out, replace him with Alfucksucka, Kyle the Manslut, and the old, overrated, and tired Mike Remlinger. Lose.

This...really....hurts. Not just in the standings, but more importantly in terms of future confidence, expected future performance of Farnsworth, expected future bullpen handling of Dusty the Stubborn, and most importantly, the fact that those redneck toothless genetically shortchanged snotchewers from St. Looie won the series when they couldn't fucking TOUCH any of our starters! We should have swept them, playing their fucking small ball, and took a shit all over their precious Stan Musial statue on our way home!

Now we gotta deal with the 10-consecutive-winning Brewhas. The law of Averages sez that the Brewers are due for a real big fall...but, who thought they would win 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 10 in a row to begin with? And who do we got going against them? Clement, Cruz, and Esther. Not exactly the Night Train, Cy Young, and the Big Unit....the Brewers are leaving Geoff Jenkins a/k/a Brett Favre with a Bat at home, but still, our confidence couldn't be lower, Mr. Mo Mentum is definitely wearing a beer stein on his sleeve, and the hitters need to step up and slap the crap out of the AAA pitching they throw out there.

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