8/08/2003 02:15:00 PM by Rob

Non-Cub content of the day

Thanks to one of my idols, Andy Dolan and his Daily Dose, comes the news out of Florida about the 26 year old woman currently behind bars for performing fellatio to a five-year-old boy.

There are more details in the story that I will spare you, but let's look at this.

85% of women who actually consent to blow you don't really like it. They do it for you because it is either quick-n-convenient, or because they truly love you. (awwww!)

OK, so if this cunt (there, I did it, I finally crossed the final taboo) really really really was hankerin' for a taste o' sausage, aren't there plenty of guys out there only too willing to oblige? In Trailerville, F-L-A? Hell, they'd even pay for the privilege. A win-win for her, she can get her ya-ya's out, and have some spare coin for a McValue meal to wash it down.

Instead, she goes and does something that, at best, is confusing to a little boy, and at worst is mental and physical abuse. What the fuck is wrong with this filthy bitch that she couldn't find an ADULT willing to help her slake her oral fixation?

Oh, you saw the picture in the article? Yep, I wouldn't let that skank near my crotch, either, even if she had an oral condom, a Sams-club sized can of Lysol, and a $3M indemnity policy.

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