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Wednesday, August 20
8/20/2003 12:44:00 PM
by Rob
Hey, Albert Poo-Holes? You're a big fucking puss! It's just a hitting streak...it's not life or death. I hear you're feeling a noose around your neck, so you are going to take a couple of days off to think it over, maybe visit your sports psychologist, spend some time with your ugly-ass wife, feeding tortillas to her crippled kid?
So what if you come back, and end up breaking the record? Did Joe D. take three days off in the middle of his streak, in the middle of a pennant race, so that he could go home, stick his thumb in his mouth, and curl up next to mama?
Fucking slimeball puss Deadbird...probably feeling the guilt from selling that ditchweed to Darryl Kile last year.