8/25/2003 09:59:00 AM by Rob

Dude of the Week

To Joseph Druce, the lifer who brutally murdered the former Rev. John Geoghan (pronounced Gay-gun) in a Massachusetts prison this weekend. Gay-gun was bound, gagged, and repeatedly pounced on by Druce, who would climb on his bed, jump on Gay-gun, climb on his bed again, lather, rinse, repeat, until the filthy pedophile gave up the ghost.

Druce himself is a real piece of work, a neo-nazi serving a life sentence for kidnapping and strangling a guy who picked him up hitchiking, yet was resourceful enough to send "anthrax" through the mail to Jewish lawyers while imprisoned, an act that earned him even more prison time. I'm not saying Druce is a hero, or a goat. Just a dude, the dude of the week.

If all of this isn't enough to deter someone from committing a crime that could result in imprisonment, then there's no hope for you.

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